1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
by Game Hobbie May 22, 2021
Get the Irishman’s Dozenmug. A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.
Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).
by 2LunchTommy December 7, 2018
Get the Firehouse Dozen(donuts)mug. A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.
Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."
Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."
by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022
Get the Baker's Dozenmug. cool, amazing, knarly, bomb, etc. combined into one phrase. Historically referred to as a baker's dozen, since anything that comes in 12 slaps.
"hey did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yo bro that shit was dozen af! let's see it together some time"
"Have you tried the new boba place in sanfran? I heard their milk teas are dozen!"
"Yo bro that shit was dozen af! let's see it together some time"
"Have you tried the new boba place in sanfran? I heard their milk teas are dozen!"
by mulanxoxo August 25, 2020
Get the dozenmug. by Frenchtard October 19, 2023
Get the Epstein's Dozenmug. A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
Get the Three consonants and a dozen vowelsmug. "My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
by 14pineapples May 12, 2020
Get the Hoarder's Dozenmug.