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dinky winky

a teletubby
a purse carrying homosexual that has no gender with a TV on its belly, also has a light conducting triangle on its head
Dinky Winky slapped me with his/her big red purse
by ur momo December 13, 2008
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Double Doink

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.
Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink
by Somerando January 6, 2019
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dinky

A modern couple who prefer to enjoy life a bit before having kids. Usually the couple will be seen as "careless" with money - when in fact they're just harmlessly spending the money they have saved by not having kids early in life.

"Double Income No Kids Yuppie"

Seen as derogatory term by over-jealous idiots that decide to have kids at 16 and therefore have lost the majority of their youth to dirty nappies and child benefit.

Little do they realise that most DINKYs settle down at 30 and have kids - so they get the best of both worlds. In fact most DINKYs by this point have been able to save some of their extra cash to support the child when it finally comes...giving the child a better chance at life.
"I see the dinkys next door have bought themselves a new 42" plasma screen tv. Its disgusting I tell ya. They don't know what they're missing."

or

"How can you possibly afford that amazing school for kids??"
"oh simple really, we were DINKYs until about 3 years ago, so we were able to put some money aside as well as enjoying ourselves...we have enough left over to get them into a decent college when they're old enough too"
by Urban Dictionary January 12, 2014
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dinky dick

Having a penis smaller than your little finger.
Did you see the size of dinky dick's penis, I didn't it was too small...
by Runty face June 18, 2014
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cigarette dinky dow

GI slang for a joint, especially one made from a real cigarette by removing the tobacco and stuffing the wrapper with marijuana. In Saigon this usually meant Park Lanes, or menthol brands, cigarettes that weren't popular with the troops. Re-sealed in their original package, they looked like an ordinary pack of cigarettes to help troops deal with authority, but it could also be used to refer to any joint.

From the Vietnamese term 'dien cai dau,' meaning crazy, so cigarette that makes you crazy or crazy cigarette.
Three of us got boo coo messed up on some cigarette dinky dow last night.
by effbee June 9, 2011
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doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.
Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.
by Moof September 3, 2003
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dinky

a small 3 wheeled tricycle for children usually under the age of 4. this bike consists of one approximately 10 inch wheel with pedals at the front and 2 small 5 inch wheels at the back. the dinky may also have a small tray beneath the 2 rear wheels.
the dinky is usually blue in colour with a yellow or white, flat seat. these bikes can be ridden by adults for a joke or to take off a jump for fun.
the boy was very proud of himself. he was the only boy in the neighbourhood with a shiny new dinky, he could not wait to ride it.
by Benny 7588 September 6, 2008
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