dilltweeze

moron, having no common sense, a dumbass.

What a dilltweeze! She cheated on him, and he took her back!

by Kevin March 3, 2005

dilitability

The ability of an anus to dilate and receive foreign objects.

Maricon's dilitability is unparalleld.

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

Dillytop

To purposefully take as long as possible to get somewhere, because you know you have an excuse for being late

My cat died so it took me a week to get to work

That was some damn fine dillytopping

by Woodstock69 June 1, 2009

dillidallius

A situation caused by a person dilli-dallying and is an example of mere stupidity.

It was quite a dillidallius situation when the alarm went off and she forgot the passcode.

by Alex Baranov August 22, 2011

dilligraph

not telling someone something.

tricking them into thinking it means something else.

dilligraph that you dont know?

by maxarilci August 21, 2011

Dollitician

A politician who is controlled or manipulated by a third party, such as a corporation, or their spouse.

Man, Lamar Smith is such a dollitician for caving to corporate interests and trying to legislate SOPA

by I win this round February 20, 2012

dillion barr

one of the chillest kids mr emberly knows. he loves tylerthecreator and hollywood undead ( i dont know why hollywood undead) and hes awesome cause hes black. ohh and i forgot hes upsest with bacon kid

dillion barr is kewl

by parker barkchuk November 20, 2013