Dildi

1. Sex toys in groups of two or more. 2. Dildo in the plural form.

I opened the drawer and to my surprise, there was a plethera of dildi.

by Lt Dangle 8 July 17, 2010

Dildo

Mans worst enemy

shes got a dildo... Doesn't say much for me

by Big Fino April 24, 2003

dildo duel

When two people insert dildoes into thier lower orifices and squirm as if fighting to move the dildo around eachother's orifice, bringing much pleasure.


A dildo duel is also the result of immature 12 year olds visiting an adult natured shop, and having a swordfight with the largest dildo collection.

Two kids came into the shop and had a dildo duel yesterday. They knocked over a few gimp suits.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

by Erple October 20, 2019

beach dildo

(1)A random dildo found at the beach

(2) Can also be used for hyperbole

-1: "Holy Sh*t I just stepped on a beach dildo!"

-2: "How's you're hangover?" "Not good; I feel like I got slapped with a bag full of beach dildos."

by the chowsta September 30, 2010

dildo

sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda

by Wesside January 12, 2005

dildo

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

by Alianne September 13, 2003