discontatured

to be very sick or out of line.

"kayleigh! quit being so discontatured!"
or
"that book we had to read was so discontatured."

by ktbadger January 6, 2008

DICsneeze

Another word for when a guy cums. Your dick sneezes, and the cum looks like snots.

"Oh yeah baby, come over here and make this DICsneeze!"

by DICsneeze February 20, 2008

Disconinction

A broken distinction, the failing equivelant of a distinction.

"Dude, what mark did you get?"
"I failed hard, a total disconinction."
"epic fail."

by Steve the seedy penguin May 4, 2009

Disconcord

To disagree with or have conflicting opinions of Concord grapes which are grown in or near the Panama Canal

"Man, These grapes suck"

"Dude, you're just expressing Disconcord, It's natural"

by Anthill Bootstomp March 10, 2010

disconsquirting

The disconcerting feeling one gets when one first encounters a "squirter" during engagement in sexual activity.

I didn't know she was a squirter, so I found the sudden spray of liquid during her orgasm to be very disconsquirting.

by Urban Leximologist April 14, 2010

dissonic

causing cognitive dissonance

Max Ogden causes me to be so dissonic man

by tjflipper September 22, 2012

Discontext

Discontexted - when autofill inserts a word into a text which creates dis-content and out-of-context communications between the texter and textee.

The teen blamed a discontext for announcing her arrival at motherhood when really her arrival was in her mother's neighborhood.

by Photo Bomb January 31, 2016