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Soup Dice 

A) It origionated in the south west Indies of North America dated back to about a month or so ago by a certain species Tony-ious-erectus using hyroglyphics to depict the name of the beloved Candice.

B) The act of diceing a can of soup
Tony scribbles on the back of a paper plate while Amber Jordan is speaking and puts it in the middle of the table depicting a can of soup and some game dice.
Candice: "What? Soup ... DICE?!"
Tobi stares into space wondering what the significance of a can of soup and dice is while not paying attention to the rest of the convorsation
Derrick: "No, it says Candice ... see, can, dice."
Candice: "Oh!"

Tobi grabs the plate to draw picto-grams of candice ... then she notices thats what Tony just did.
"OHHHHHH!!!! CANDICE!!!! I GET IT!! HAHAHAHAHA!"
The whole church quiets down and looks in the general direction of Tobi while tobi is probly spilling Chai Lee Tate in her lap.
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King Dice 

A pervert that you can't help but love. had a moustache and sports purple jacket and tie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: You see that King Dice over there? He's so popular!
Boy: In the pervert industry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
King Dice by pureboredom August 13, 2020
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Rollin' dice

Males sometimes use it as a masturbation term
Rollin' dice by Chinnuts June 18, 2004

Rolling The Dice 

Rolling the dice, directly refers to pressing the Urban Dictionary Dice button in order to generate random terms hoping to get a term describing a sexual act in which a couple is to carry out in real life.
Stuart: "Hey dude, what are you up to tonight?

Scott: "Not sure man, probably just rolling the dice."

Stuart: "Nice Courtney and I rolled the dice last night, and we got "Butt Rape"

Scott: "I bet she's sore"

Stuart: "Yeah she's struggling to walk, but man my cock was covered in shit and blood. I still came so it was a good night"

Scott: "Nice! I can't wait to play tonight!"
Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"
Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...
no dice by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
An awesome quote that only awesome people and Storm Shaun can use. It can only be used when a guy gets owned and its origins are from 50's gambling.
Noob: I just owned your Protoss with my Zerg

(Noob tries to own Storm Shaun but he counter attacks and kills all his forces)

Storm Shaun: No Dice

Noob: I just got pwned :(
No Dice by Storm Shaun September 21, 2010