mountian dew it 

hump

do you want mountian dew it

mountian dew it by c0cktrump February 2, 2017

monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

monkey dew by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017

Scooby Dew Rag 

That stuffed animal that's all torn up and dirty that nobody touches because the family dog spends all day alternating between chewing it and humping it.

"I know you want to play with Fluffy but you might want to get that out of your mouth, it's his Scooby Dew rag!!

Scooby Dew Rag by figarojames January 19, 2019

Plateau Dew 

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.

Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.

Plateau Dew by FOMS October 9, 2020

Dirty Dew 

A alcoholic drink made with cheap rum and Mountain Dew.

I drank too many Dirty Dews last night and woke up naked in a ditch

Dirty Dew by Ramsey4132 February 12, 2022

Checking On Mnt Dew 

A shit excuse for leaving your friends to go jerk off

I have to go Checking on Mnt Dew

Checking On Mnt Dew by A WynnCraft Playr July 9, 2017

do da dew 

When you're so bored that the only thing interesting is a mountain dew reference.

ARE U READY TO DO DA DEW?!!! YEET YEET YEET!

do da dew by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 24, 2019