mountian dew it

hump

do you want mountian dew it

by c0cktrump February 2, 2017

monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017

Scooby Dew Rag

That stuffed animal that's all torn up and dirty that nobody touches because the family dog spends all day alternating between chewing it and humping it.

"I know you want to play with Fluffy but you might want to get that out of your mouth, it's his Scooby Dew rag!!

by figarojames January 19, 2019

Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.

Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.

by FOMS October 9, 2020

Dirty Dew

A alcoholic drink made with cheap rum and Mountain Dew.

I drank too many Dirty Dews last night and woke up naked in a ditch

by Ramsey4132 February 12, 2022

Checking On Mnt Dew

A shit excuse for leaving your friends to go jerk off

I have to go Checking on Mnt Dew

by A WynnCraft Playr July 9, 2017

do da dew

When you're so bored that the only thing interesting is a mountain dew reference.

ARE U READY TO DO DA DEW?!!! YEET YEET YEET!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 24, 2019