desert eagle

A rediculously large and totally impractical pistol, often found gold plated in the hands of pimps with small genetalia. Designed in Israel, probably to prove that what they lack in foreskin they make up for in firepower...

Fo'shnizzle, bihatch - don't you go getting your jizzed-up fingahz all over mah bling-bling Desert Eagle know wot Ah mean? Uh huh? Now pass me mah crack, bihatch!

by Stoatman August 21, 2004

Desert jellys

SHOWER DRAIN CUMMIES

Bro I just spurt out some desert jellys.

by BIG MAn085 September 19, 2020

Desert Rat

Some one who was born or lives in the High Desert of southern California for a long time and has pride of the desert usually a punker a desert rat also usually roams the streets a lot smoke weed and drinks King Cobras

Hey man did you see Joe at the Spitting On Cops show last night?

Ya hes always at those shows what a desert rat

by rfgewcdqjcklfnbeqwdcvge2hbqwnx July 8, 2010

desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya

maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course

by ryan September 8, 2006

Desert Mule

A chick that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I thought this girl looked good in the dark, but come to find out that she was a straight up desert mule in the light.

by zacho January 9, 2003

Desert Stick Throw

When you get a dry tug job

Desert Stick throw, getting rubbed out with no lube, no dome at all

by Ope Crew March 14, 2009

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017