Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.

I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011

drunk will

Tampa Based promotions company involving heavy drinking and a wanton lifestyle without regard for the safety of others.

"We were so drunk, Drunk Will would have been proud."

by Drunk Will August 26, 2006

Drunk and Horny

to be wasted obviously and then wanna fuck like crazy drunk sex is the best! be careful use some condoms.

dude, i was so drunk and horny i was urning to poke that bitch all night long.

by ambersuckscock July 9, 2007

Drunk

A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

Every weekend, Dan gets (insert word here), and pisses people off.

by Stiffy Stifferson May 9, 2003

Still-Drunk

Different from stilldrunk. Still-Drunk replaces a hangover. For those who have thought ahead and drank a bottle of Gatorade and Advil before going to bed, they shouldn't wake up with a headache, but may end up with Still-Drunk.

Also applies to those with Iron Stomachs who simply don't get hangovers.

Still-Drunk can last anywhere from 2-5 hours after waking up.

Dude, I don't get hungover, I just get Still-Drunk.

by hellyes0 April 28, 2008

tired drunk

when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk

Dude ur like tired drunk.

by Unlucky95 April 6, 2010

Kerry Motta Drunk

Intoxicated to levels that would kill the average human being.

Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"

Bartender 2 - "yup."

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010