Default Bestie

When your bestie is only really your bestie due to lack of other friends. So they're only your bestie by default. They tend to drive you nuts and make you often question why you're even friends with them. Is often an old school friend or childhood friend and you're only really still friends with them due to knowing them so long as well as not having many friends. They tend not be a great friend or even a good friend really. Chances are if you met a better friend you'd drop your default bestie like a sack of shit.

Tom"UghI fucking hate Matt! He drives me mad!"

Mum" isn't he your best friend?"

Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"

by mrperson123 October 10, 2017

Deflating the Flamingo

When the largest BBC you have ever seen is knocking the bottom out of his girls pink giblets, causing unrealistic flap extension similar to the abnormally long pink extension of a flamingos neck.

Hey Tyrone is your girl alright? I heard you two last night...I’m pretty sure you deflating the flamingo.

by Wonka1234 July 5, 2018

Deflamation

To break down, to end, destroy, obliterate

The deflamation of the country took longer than expected

by Baldy August 13, 2018

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

Deflarted

When you’ve literally farted so much you’ve devoid your intestines of any gas’s leaving yourself feeling rather empty and deflarted.

He was feeling cold deflarted and alone as he left the office..

by Prodigal April 9, 2020

Default Mode

Noun. A term used to describe someone you continuously fall in and out of love with.

1. If you are coming out of a relationship and currently don’t love anyone, this is the person you will always say yes to.

2. If you see this person, you may temporarily love them, then eventually notice that you don’t really love them. This would happen several times.

3. The first person you would go to if you just needed a relationship or sex.

Janice is Chandler Bing’s default mode in Friends.

1. I just broke up with Susan, I don’t think I really live anyone. Actually, I like Emily, just until I find someone else though. Emily is just my default mode.

2. Last night, I was really thinking about my life and realized that I really actually love Emily, but I realized this morning that she’s just a default mode.

3. I really need someone in my life, so I’ll just go to my default mode, Emily.

by Pens fan September 14, 2020

default lid

a trim that is so unnoticeable and would never turn, let alone gain the attention of the opposite sex.

geez, look a blake hanlon's default lid.

by ChUcKa- March 28, 2021