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Deckered

Waking up in your own bed not knowing how you got there
Bro I have no idea how I made it back last night, I was so deckered
by LaxKing45 April 6, 2011
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Black n Decker pecker

Term used to describe the act of a one with braces to give a pickle wash to an unlucky guy. Sometimes painful because of the massive ammount of hardware coming in contact with the peener
Every since your mom got braces Ive had a black n decker pecker.
by SeptiK September 8, 2003
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Triple Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker only instead of deucing only in the upper tank of the toilet, you shit in the upper tank, the actual toilet bowl and on the floor directly in front of the can leaving a saucy trail of beef stew for the victim.

The preferred standard for performing the Triple Decker is to eat 400 EXTRA spicy buffalo wings, Indian food and White Castle and/or Taco Bell prior to shatting everrrrrywhere.
Josh: Kevin from work throws the worst goddamn parties

Alex: Ya man, I'm gonna go Triple Decker the shit out of his bathroom.

Josh: Pun intended?

Alex: No - seriously
by JManNYC2010 December 21, 2010
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dickleech

1. A more juvenile synonym for kissup, suckup, brown-noser, etc.

2. A more juvenile--but less vulgar--synonym for slut, whore, skank, etc.

3. A person who is experienced with giving BJs. Alternatively, a person who has a BJ fetish.
1. Danny is always hanging on Ty like a dickleech. Can't he see that Ty is just using him?

2. Jessica has dated the entire football team; she's such a dickleech.

3. Make sure you call up Corina when you need a BJ. She's a real dickleech, man!
by B. Keene August 11, 2009
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Dickless Cage

A young, aspiring actor who travels to Hollywood in an attempt to become the next big star, but whose efforts result in utter failure.
Billy stepped off the bus, arriving in Hollywood with nothing but a dollar in his pocket and a dream of becoming the next big star. After 3 years of rejection, failed auditions, and lousy bit parts in sub-B movies, Billy returned home, with his dreams of Hollywood stardom shattered in a thousand pieces. Billy thought he was going to be the next Nicholas Cage, but he ended up just another Dickless Cage.
by Sebastian Fairtel May 26, 2011
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Dickleberry

It’s when you roll your penis up into your balls and unroll it into someone’s mouth. Like a flavor of fruit Rollup’s: dickleberry
Friend: So what did you do last night?
Me: I gave my girlfriend dickleberry
by xXKing_WzrdXx March 30, 2020
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Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.
Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.
by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010
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