DECAF TEABAG

When you reach back and pinch someones nose shut while giving them a tea.bag

I felt so nice that I gave her a decaf teabag.

by dagodav July 20, 2006

decant

Taking a piss

I Gotta Decant

by Zyklon-B October 1, 2003

Deaks

When you are so tired you can't string a sentence together in the most inappropriate situation.

I am so Deaks right now

by ExerciseBarbie June 16, 2014

freaky eaky deaky

basically means tuh getcha fuck on

they went in the closet and got they freaky eaky deaky on

by Eddie July 23, 2004

Decalulz

When you lol 10 times.

When I decalulz I often run out of breath. lolololololololololol.

by Lawllerskater January 14, 2009

Decaburger

5 mc-doubles into one towering fiesta of patties

who wants to watch mikey conquer this decaburger

by DBC123 September 8, 2009

decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013