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danish christmas

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.
by mjaow December 24, 2017
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Danish

Danish is a language came from denmark but people who is named as danish is actually a charming,nice and cute person.People who is named as danish actually majority is male.He is very understanding and if you have any problem just shared with him and you will left speechless.If you know someone who named as danish,better you ask for his number and i bet you will fall in love.
1."who is that guy?"
2."oh,he is danish,better i get his number"
by Danish azim April 22, 2018
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danish ahram

The useless person in a group. They tried to fit in into a group so that he can become one of them. He tries to act but fails to do it. People proudounces his name wrongly. He purposely wants to find fault with others.
He: “ You look at that Danish Ahram guy”
The group: “ You suck
by Danish Ahram January 4, 2018
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danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.
AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker
by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017
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danish banana

I can see your Danish Banana, dude.
by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017
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danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
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Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.
She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.
by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016
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