The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.
Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011
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Lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.
Lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.
Example A:
"Why's he talking to that biddie?"
"Winter Is Coming. He's looking for a winter cling."
Example B:
"What does she see in that fat ass?"
"She's using him for his HBO and the arm pillow."
"So it's just a winter cling?"
"Yep."
"Damn, I wish she'd winter cling with me."
"You're too fit. His fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go."
"Why's he talking to that biddie?"
"Winter Is Coming. He's looking for a winter cling."
Example B:
"What does she see in that fat ass?"
"She's using him for his HBO and the arm pillow."
"So it's just a winter cling?"
"Yep."
"Damn, I wish she'd winter cling with me."
"You're too fit. His fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go."
by skirtsIssue November 8, 2014
Get the winter cling mug.When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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by sara burns January 2, 2009
Get the stage five clinger mug.Often misused as an insult while, in fact, its the greatest compliment that you give to your significant other. A clingy person is very loving in a cute, affectionate way.
by Alucard.6.6.6 September 15, 2018
Get the Clingy mug.An amazing sport in which Canada pwns. The rest of the world is jealous that they cannot master the skill and accuracy associated with Curling. A great way to meet amazing people at competitions, and the best sport on ice ever invented.
by 765shdhdif February 23, 2010
Get the Curling mug.1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
by Sharon Johnson May 25, 2006
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