Crystalin

shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (Tyrese aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!

Crystalin is a beautiful person.

by Moochymoochy October 25, 2018

Crystal crib

a meth lab

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib

by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012

Crystal Gale

1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".

2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.

My wife prefers to stand, actually. I Crystal Gale'd her last night.

by Prestonblue September 5, 2013

cryptolexiconis orgasmia

n. the condition of, or pertaining to; getting off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology. Related: n. acrylogia.

If you enjoy using "brusquely" in a sentence , you may suffer from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

by Anhedonis October 15, 2016

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*

"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"

by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016

crystal soul

One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.

Boy: This cave is covered in Crystals! I'm so excited, I'd call myself a Crystal Soul!

by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017

Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.

"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"

by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017