crusty cheeseburger

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
by Random Facter March 16, 2011
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Crusty Sandusky

The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.

Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way
Your grandfather gave me a Crusty Sandusky.
by dons2014 November 12, 2011
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crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.
Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.
by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012
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crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand
"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"
by Fucboi365 October 12, 2015
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crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.
I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.
by Dubble A & J. Roc June 25, 2015
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crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice
Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie
by Dirtyrastaa August 07, 2017
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vanilla crusty

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.
by cardnumber January 03, 2021
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