Crompstache

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation

Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.

by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009

Compton Globber

Spreading the anus with both hands, before spitting a big ass loogie into the asshole, then closing it up. Dont be afraid to give them a good old slap on the ass afterwards either

Dude! I gave Cindy the Compton Globber last night!
Sweeeeeeeeet

by J2DaShizzo March 1, 2015

compt

The state of being equally confused and weirded out by a subject or situation brought on by extreme idiocy and/or weirdness so ungraspable you don’t even know how to react. It’s usually so stupid you don’t even want to know what’s going on. All you can do is look back and forth at your friends in a mutual, confused, understanding.

“Hey did you see what Chris was doing to that zebra?” -“ya man, I was so compt”

by Gabzmcradz May 8, 2018

Crompit

Another word for the female reproductive system (the vagina/coochie).

"My crompit hurts." "I might have cancer in my crompit."

by oOhoneyyOo July 13, 2020

Compton

A bad day that is like the getto, Compton. Like if everything is going bad.

Merrisa said, "Today is so Compton. I hate how everything is going bad!"

by Shuligan September 28, 2005

Compton glaze

A fat-rich frosting applied to still hot magic brownies. Weed is then sprinkled on top.

We decided to go all out with our brownies and throw on some compton glaze.

by cglazer November 29, 2007

comptink

Insult to a brainless computer nerd.

"You are one damn comptink u lil biatch!"

by Poo Pooy July 31, 2003