Fudge Cream

When one is whacking off, and said individual ejaculates so hard that he then shits himself. Thus creating a fudge cream.

Asian donkey shows where the donkey pukes into an Asian transvestite's mouth makes me fudge cream.

by Rolladoedoe April 3, 2010

Cream of Windmill

As the man is about to ejaculate, he swings his penis around in a circular, windmill-like motion by thrusting his hips. This will throw the semen around the place of intercourse.

Ex: See Def. of 'Cream of Windmill'

by The Sexual Visionary February 28, 2011

Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.

I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Cream Spray

When a woman is riding her man and is about to climax, she squeezes her breasts and squirts milk from her nipples.

"Having a kid is the best thing my wife ever did. Last night, she did a Cream Spray that hit the far wall."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together

"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."

by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015