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Cougar Glow

The glow my 41 year old friend gets after she bangs her 27 year old boy toy.
Me: "Damn, did you see that cougar glow on T today?"
S: "Sure enough. Must have seen her boy toy last night."
by DNAGRL June 3, 2013
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Cougar In Training

A woman in her thirties sharpenings her skills for when she becomes a Cougar sometime in her forties.
CITs can be found at bars, clubs, social gatherings, or anywhere young male meat may congregate.
They may roam alone or in packs at any given hour.
Their levels of sleaze and devil may care attitude are not fully developed and therefore lack the natural instinct that overflows in their competitors, the cougars.
Misty, a cougar in training, surveyed the bar for her next prey. Even though there were other CITs prowling around, it was the cougars she had to watch out for.
by Carl U Magnum December 25, 2007
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Blue Cougar

An Older Cougar, don't let the blue hair fool you, she can still bite. Not to mistaken for the regular cougar, there may be snow on the roof but a fire burns inside.
The blue cougar is taking her man candy to the country club. She want's to ride him hard and put him away wet.
by Ticklemepits March 23, 2009
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cougar monkey

somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot
-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"
by steven Darity February 1, 2008
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Cougar Crush

The heart fluttering sensation experienced by women of a certain age upon seeing a man of much younger years, usually sporting six-pack abs, boyish innocence, and a clear willingness to learn. Side effects include: unclean thoughts, raised hemlines, and a deep desire to take on the role of tutor.
When Madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word "juicy" across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.
by Honor Student by Accident October 15, 2009
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cougar daddy

What doesn't go to my cougar daddy, goes to grandson's college fund.
by smelul8r December 16, 2008
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Cougar Trap

Referencing a place where hot mom's shop for clothing, food, etc. For example. . . Costco is a great place to entrap a cougar. She's there to shop for the family, but damn there a a bunch of hot moms there.
Costco, Fred Meyer, and Safeway are all places where you could hit on hot moms. A good place to setup a cougar trap.
by The 503 Navigatior August 1, 2007
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