zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...

What happened to my zonar control?

and

She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!

by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

Control Hogger

When someone hogs the control

Is it my turn??

No, randy is a control hogger

by Metalsmash02 August 3, 2009

control z it

to undo what you just did

Student: Miss! I don't know what I just did, but now the computer doesn't work!

Teacher: Just control z it! You should be good.

by dkyard October 28, 2009

Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

Controllerfuck

When you use the tip of the xbox controller to fuck yourself. Also can be done by a N64 controller. Used by gamer girls.

Ex. 1: Dude, did you see my GF controllerfucking with my xbox controller?
Ex. 2: Controllerfucking myself makes me wanna get more kills.
Ex. 3: Great, now I have to get more controllers because my wife keeps controllerfucking!

by Creepy_Guy_From_Wallmart September 6, 2016

Controlgasm

The act of when a man ejaculates in such a way that he controls the flight of his ejaculate.

I was masturbating at home and didn't want to clean up so I had a controlgasm.

by Your drunk uncle at the BBQ July 2, 2017

control monger

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.

"Ignore Brian, he's the resident control monger".

by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018