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Concerned Patient

1. a stupid ass online pseudonym for critics of Chicago-area doctors.

2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.
Concerned Patient: Thank you so much! Someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!

Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!
by special someone !!!!3 May 12, 2010
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Concert Dial

When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!
I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".
by Just-in-case November 5, 2011
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conceptome

the collection of all concepts
my connectome stores my conceptome.
by jovo August 5, 2012
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Conateure

Noun: A person or group who specicializes in a specific area related to poker: observant who enforces rules regarding to breaks.
The conateure declared a washroom break unnecessary according to the current blind level.
by LilPngwn April 26, 2013
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Conascending

Acting or being so stupid so as to make others feel better about themselves.
The friend who asks you "the quarterback is the one who throws the ball, right?" would be said to be conascending
by Lornly November 9, 2014
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Concert Blue Balls

When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.
I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.
by Seabass391 January 2, 2015
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Concert Goggles

When you go to a concert and the guy (or girl) on stage seems really hot, but when you google search them later they turn out to be average. Usually caused by being so drunk or into the music that you aren't seeing straight.
Abby screamed during the concert that she wanted the lead singer to be inside her, but when she looked him up the next morning she realized it was just concert goggles and that he was balding and had bad skin.
by yerduae February 1, 2015
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