Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.

With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

combat boner

What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.

Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.

Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2

by Tim from Accounting July 20, 2014

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Combat zone

The Area between dating and the friend zone, when all of your boy trying to smash

Dude I sliped in the combat zone now I'm stuck in the friend zone

by Datsagoblin September 17, 2016

Multicrew Tank Combat 4

A roblox semi-realistic tank combat game that requires actual crew members. Good luck finding non-retarded teammates while being attacked by 4 Mi-8 Helicopter.

Someone: Hey wonna play Multicrew Tank Combat 4?

You: No.

by Why do I choose this country February 3, 2024

the legendary art of combat

the incredibly ability to type at impressive speeds and utterly destroy those who seek to oppose you. To do so you must
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL

you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat

most effective on Discord

Him: " You dare challenge me?! I have mastered the legendary art of combat. Prepare to be eviscerated. "

Her: " Wha- "

Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "

by venturiansonic October 7, 2019

Dead combatants

None cowards who limp away kneecapped from my door to their ambulance after bringing a nuclear weapon to a nuclear armed secure facility, residential or otherwise.

I leave you dead combatants for treason and trespassing...

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020