colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.

Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.

by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011

colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro April 28, 2006

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 07, 2008

hot colonic

placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.

dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.

by meatsheath December 29, 2009

colonizers tears

White people’s semen

“I love drinking colonizers tears”

by That1asainguy October 11, 2021

Roasted Colon

The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse

Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...

John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)

by Niggatron9000 May 12, 2010