Colone Pone

A ponytail that is braided and tied just like the ones of Colonial Times. It IS in good taste to immediately scream out such description to your friends and colleagues.

I was walking through the mall when I spotted a Colone Pone.

by BT 3PLO DEGREES BOIZ June 3, 2009

Trae Colon

Synonym for a half puerto rican, half black car mechanic. Altough associated with the African American and Mexican races, said mechanic ironically dresses in Polo Ralph Lauren. Altough this seems to be a condradiction due to his social status, a "Trae Colon" would live in a rich neighborhood(see Cville) where lacrosse, aka laxxx, is the preferred sport of choice. A "Trae Colon" also has the potential to randomly and spastically shout out "Shhaaaapppppp!", refering to his mechanic shop where he is employed. On a side note, Trae Colon is a pimp (See Andrew VS).

"Brah, should we chill in Jville or Cville tonight?"

"No dude, lets chillax with Trae motherfucking Colon."

by chillaxervs April 20, 2005

Phil Collins

To pause, during sex, and beat out the "In the Air Tonight" drum fill on your partner's ass.

Guy 1 - "So, how'd last night go?"
Guy 2 - "As it turns out, she was pretty boring in bed. I had to stop and Phil Collins her to pump myself up."
Guy 1 - "Too bad. At least she looks good."

by DCK September 14, 2012

Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006

colon pushing

Colon pushing is a form of anal sex. It involves inserting the penis into the booty and thrusting as many times as desired.

"I did some mad colon pushing on this ho last night."

by mellowrose July 14, 2006

Collins Scale

A scale for ranking woman at Collins Dormitory at Indiana University. Since the women of this dormitory are not as visually stunning as most women at the University, the regular hotness ranking scale is obsolete. Thus, one has to use the Collins scale, wherein the standards of ranking are extremely lowered. When one encounters a girl who is a 8 or above on this modified scale, then they are considered Collins cute. When one encounters a girl considered Collins cute, then it is necessary to yell out "CC" really loud. If this girl is a 10 on the scale (which is about a 6 on the true scale), then she is considered MEGA Collins Cute.

"Hey You See that girl, she's like a 9 on the Collins Scale."
"Yeah Dude, Hey CC!"

by BearJew91 December 8, 2009

Colon Sausage

A term for a bowl movement in which one has been holding in for an extended period of time. It might have been packed in the colon like sausage in a link casing.

"Dude, I have to go drop a colon sausage"

by Goin Once May 11, 2010