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Cocksucker

Someone who does not respond to trade requests in fantasy football in time for the players to be active for that weekends' games.
Lou is a fucking Cocksucker. He doesn't reply to my trade request for 3 days.
by FFBoy January 13, 2009
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Cocksucker

A person watching porn while while driving an 18 wheeler.
That cocksucker drove 286 miles in the wrong direction , watching porn.
by wildchild17 January 31, 2017
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Cocksucked

A person those cock has been sucked to the point of erection.
Never been cocksucked... what a shame.
by Boooong October 8, 2008
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shitfaced cocksucker

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.
by fyrehart February 19, 2005
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Cockpocket

1. a person who has a super hot girl friend but does not do anything with them or is too afraid to, it is also referred to as "Pulling a GJ"

2. a person who cannot get a girl friend while his other friends can
definition 1

bro 1: dude your girl friend is so hot
bro 2: yeah i know. but im too afraid to do anything with her
bro 1: dude you are such a cockpocket you are pulling a gj
bro 2: whats a cock pocket? o.O
bro 1: *walks away*

definition 2

bro 1 and 2: dude its so awesome having a girl friend
bro 3: dude not fair i want a girl friend, but i can never get one

bro 1: hehehe...cock pocket
bro 3: shut up
by Bob90827308297 May 20, 2009
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CockSock

A "CockSock" is jargon for a condom that you would place on a male's penis.

The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.
Could we hold on the engaging contact honeysuckles while I put on my "cocksock" for hopeful prevention of accidental pregnancy.

Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.
by SquirrelPower October 24, 2008
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cocklocker

In a cocklocker screams can be heard for miles, yet no questions are asked.
by Rapease June 16, 2011
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