cobo joe

A hand job, typically purchased from a prostitute, in the vicinity of Cobo Center and Joe Louis Arena in Detroit Michigan. A Cobo Joe with slaw is obviously a hand job using coleslaw from the actual Cobo Joes bar and grill.

After the hockey game we should grab a couple of cobo joes and hit up the yitty bar or we could just get some beers at the actual Cobo Joes.

by Dr. W.H. Cosby January 8, 2009

coos

Title of affection for a step-mother or other motherly figure. Used as a name, such as Dad or Mom or Nana. Pronounced: cûs' (with a hard C and 'oos' as in papoose)

After school my coos is picking me up to take me to my dad's house. Also - Can you make me a sandwich, coos?

by paynomind February 11, 2006

coos

something cool
hip or fashionable

"Dam that car is the COOS"
"You are hella coos"

by dot0j August 25, 2009

Pina Colostomy

Diahrea after a night of drinking.

Dude 1:Man, what a night huh?

Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink?

Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy.

Dude 2:Umbrella too?

Dude 1:No good bro, no good.

by Fourustwentius January 1, 2009

Cobbs

Verb; to hold the joint for more than 10 minutes.

Please don't Cobbs that doobie.

by Charity Lee January 15, 2009

Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!

by Steeman February 14, 2006

conos

casually cool, too cool to care, like nicky, sexbomb, driven by the desire to marry royal

Tom: are you invited to the wedding of conos?
Nicky: i hear she is a casually cool sexbomb

by Anonymous October 8, 2003