clusterfarg

The thing that is seizure-inducing in the arbitrary mayhem and randomness that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is.

"We always love things which reinforce our own beliefs. I played SSBB with friends and found it to be a seizure-inducing clusterfarg of arbitrary mayhem and randomness."

by Lord Sir of Master August 22, 2008

Clusterfarce

A version of clusterfuck that you can get away with saying in class (even if you are the teacher).

Our country is suffering from congressional clusterfarce

by Dr. Wierdsmith February 3, 2020

clusterfaith

The righteous Christian feelings that are generated, amplified and widely spread when a person in high authority says something and convinces just one disciple, then ALL people believe that disciple in everything he says.... soon, everyone has the same faith.

It's a clusterfaith!

Bob was not positive the Ark could actually hold 2 of every species existing during the times of Moses. But, when Billy Graham spoke on Sunday and verified the claim as being fact, Bob was swept up in a clusterfaith experienced by millions in every country of the world, one which no court could possible defeat.

by You rReal Name November 25, 2020

clusterfarqary

Clusterfarqary is the term used when you are not directly involved in a Clusterfuck. It is a Clusterfuck observed from a distance. It can be a multiple Clusterfuck situation. It can also be a premonition of a Clusterfuck event where certain actions are observed that will eventually lead to a Clusterfuck.

Clusterfarqary is afoot, having that group of people attend this event. The inexperience of our leader assures us that clusterfarqary is wantonly approaching.

by Lucky-Phill April 2, 2024

Clusterfuck

A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.

"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still the shit." ;D

"Man, that Abby bitch is a total clusterfuck."

"God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."

by Luminary <3 May 16, 2009

Clusterfuck

When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered! there was a clusterfuck on the lift!

by Kanary December 28, 2010

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011