cleaning the shish kabob

Masturbating

I got homw from work and started cleaning the shish kabob

by Tickels55 March 10, 2009

cleavis

A euphemism, or the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.

"Bull cleavis!"
"Cleavis you!"
"Cleavis hole!"
"Stop cleavising around!"
"You little cleavis off!"
"No cleavising!"
"You're cleavising me!"

by Shindzay Lindle February 27, 2008

Cleaving Out

When a well endowed girl crosses her arms and doesn't realize her cleavage is hanging out.

I went to work, not realizing my shirt was as low cut as it was. I crossed my arms and looked down, and was like "OMG I am cleaving out!"

by Queen of Cleave March 20, 2011

cleaning my keyboard

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.

quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...

by XemnasT July 25, 2011

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

Cleaven

When people do not kiss and drink beer instead

Why are you being so cleaven kiss her stop drinking beer

by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017

Cleaning the Boat

"Cleaning the Boat" is a slang term for shaving your pubes. More specifically for a female to shave her pubes.

Me: "Hey whatcha up to?"
Friend: "Just cleaning the boat, you?"
Me: "Ew"

by Osama Is My Mama April 26, 2017