Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

Crapperfitti

The art and words written inside the walls of a portable toilet. This can include pictures of dragons, people's phone numbers, various offers of sexual favors, key etching sculptures of penises and the like.

Glad the Crapperfitti kept me entertained since I forgot to take my phone into the plastic John

by Penelope parker November 10, 2017

Clampering

The sound a dogs nails make on wood, tile or other hard surfaces.

I heard the dog clampering around the house.

by Dead Squirrel June 17, 2018

Clapterial

A person you would definitely smash/clap.

Sam: "Damn, Stiffler's mom is pretty hot"
Finch: "Yeah, she is some high tier clapterial"

by Thememenecromancer January 5, 2021

Holy crappers!!

another byword for the statement Holy shit , What the fuck , what the hey , holy crap ,oh my gulay , or many other expressions that are said in the state of shock, disbelief , stupefied and opprobrious.

Holy Crappers!! That hairy ape that teaches music with itchy bum has 5 toes no wait 7!!

by Unknown foreigner June 28, 2008