Chump Diddle

(N) A guy with a big dick who is willing to perform the wildest, grossest, and craziest sexual acts

(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts

(N) “Did you hear about the chump diddle in the BDC that did a Tallahasse Night Train?” “I saw it happen”

(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”

“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister”

by Jelchmaster69 March 20, 2024

Chump

Man who buys yeezy pods

Oh man i got the new Yeezy pods

Damn, your a chump

by AMooseMuuse December 14, 2023

Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP

There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.

by SquareUp March 7, 2017

Chump Billy Goat

A horrible or disrespectful driver, this name can be shouted at the unskilled driver.

Man: That guy just turned in a no turn lane
Woman: Ugh he's such a Chump Billy Goat
Man:Why you Chump Billy Goat (shouting)

by Whimsical Wizard June 7, 2024

Chump

1. Chump can be referred as a "huge disappointment" or a "let down" it is many used as an insult to others.

2. Suicidal feeling you will get (similar to extreme depression)

3. Someone that hides their emotions from people because they're scared of a reaction (it is mainly a depressing emotion)

Chump--

Something sinister to it
Pendulum swinging slow, a degenerate moving
Through the city with criminals, stealth, welcome to enemy turf
Harder than immigrants work, "Golf" is stitched into my shirt
Get up off the pavement brush the dirt up off my psyche
Psyche, psyche

by Nuahsar August 17, 2019

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Chump's Quote

The act of going to a car dealership for a fake quote because you want to flirt with the salesman.

Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.

by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021