a passion of the Christ

Intensely.

I hate this class with a passion of the Christ.

by CodyOdi September 21, 2009

christ fucker

Someone that fucks you just when you're being Christ-like in your coolness towards them, or just some funny shit to spew.

Yo, ass-face, I just gave you that move back, how can you checkmate me? Christ fucker!

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Jesus Christ

a fictional character

Jesus Christ is full of shit

by beinggayisachoice November 26, 2017

rotting christ

Only decent black metal band ever... EVER.

Rotting Christ... good band.

by Gabe June 23, 2003

Jesus Christ

A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.

I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.

by Steriodsmademydicksmall October 28, 2008

Body Of Christ

When you get a lady to kneel before you ejaculate while crossing her arms. You then spooge in her mouth and say "body of christ" forcing her to not waste it and swallow.

I had a spiritual time with susan last night where she accepted the body of christ

by Redbaron3:16 January 26, 2010

Christ monger

someone that sells christ!

kyle is a christ monger.

by zach04 June 19, 2008