chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021

Croustibat

Croustibat is a funny word commonly use in between two friends. It is meant to be an inside joke. It is also featured in french marketing as chicken strips.

Maëva: Hey bestie I just thought of a funny word?
Gabrielle: Oh yeah and what is it?
Maëva: It's croustibat!
Gabrielle: Wow it is indeed extremely funny, let's use it at any moment! Even if it is inappropriate.

by Maeva167 January 20, 2021

Chopsticked

When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible

I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?

by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021

Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.

My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.

by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021

Chustro

Originally used in the mountains and coffee growing areas of Puerto Rico to refer to an old horse of little value and ugly appearance.

At the present time it is used for cars with an ugly appearance, crashed and that hardly work.

That chustro dies if he carries a sack of coffee.

by LaresPR October 31, 2021

Chustaa

A ladies man who knows he's way around huns, he's tall, funny and handsome and looks intimidating but once you get to know him, you'll see his funny side

Me:Yhoo! Chomi uyamazi uChustaa
Friend: yhuuu ewe chomi ndzothini ungamazi! 🙈

by Big guy cj November 23, 2021

Chosting

A mythological state, often when someone opts to wear a tail and adopt the persona of a furry.

Ew what the fuck... is that dude chosting?

by PostMasterLu February 1, 2022