anal chandelier

of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.

an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.

by Michael Kane October 9, 2005

chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.

10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Italian Chandelier

This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.

Dude, I am so bummed...my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the Italian Chandelier and I think I broke my coccyx.

by Jagizzle April 16, 2008

CHANDLER????

Chandler is a hot skater guy. Who plays football, field hockey, and is soooo nice funny, and sweet..

CHANDLER????SKATER

by 56645465446546466544654664 October 18, 2012

Chandelle

1. A small woodland animal that ususally makes its home in red and white toadstools. Exceptionally cute, it also has an unprecedented IQ and appreciates good humour.

2. A villain that appeared on a Batman televisual episode. He had an evil twin and could play the piano very well.

1. "I saw a Chandelle whilst I was walking the dog this morning."

2. "Did you see that Batman episode with Chandelle in?"

by Teddusmaximus May 3, 2008

Chandlerism

When a man is married to a woman, but has deep and intimate feelings for a man.

His chandlerism is going to result in his children asking questions when they get older.

by Dragoon231 June 17, 2011

Chandresha

It's a female name. She is known for her great music taste and personality. She will help you through your darkest days but she will never express what she is going through. She is very artistic and "cool" as they say. People might want to be her. She is like Heather 2.0.

Person 1 : Hey, how are you doing today?
Person 2 : Not doing so well but I can totally pull off a Chandresha.

I wish I were Chandresha.

by I'm Dickmatized January 20, 2021