chairection

The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.

Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"

by squidwardinmypants1125 July 25, 2012

Chainer Alley

In the Facebook game Mob Wars, the levels where other mobs will chain you no end for good XPs

player 1: ive just reached level 1000 :)

player 2: Welcome to Chainer Alley, 4000 levels of fucktards

by Mr Meana September 10, 2012

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

chaileigh

Chaileigh is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. She is so sweet and will always have your back. She’s also so adorable sweet kind and hot.

She’s hot she must be a chaileigh

by Sister_is_shooketh🌻 April 6, 2019

Chaileigh

She is just so gorgeous so adorable and so beautiful. She’s so smart and so loyal. She is just someone you tell secrets to and she won’t tell anyone. She’s someone who you just always spill the tea to. If you you find a Chaileigh you snatch her up and never let go

Wow she’s so pretty, she HAS to be a Chaileigh

by Sister_is_shooketh🌻 April 12, 2019

dick chainey

when kratos takes his chains and rips off a man's penis

krato:dick chainey!!!!!

warrior:owwww! you bastard you ripped my dick off!

by rockonrockaction! January 2, 2012

Cock chameleon

When a person acts or pretends to act like the guy he or she is trying to get with so he or she seems like they have a lot in common with the other person. Like a camouflage defense he or she blends in to surrounding cock.

Girl:I love country. I am a country girl. I love driving Chevys its my favorite truck!

Meets a guy who likes rap and foreign cars.

Girl: Rap music is my shit. I don't listen to anything else. Vw Jetta is my favorite car they are so tiny and cute.

Guy: That girl is a straight cock chameleon.

by T and batman June 11, 2013