Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.

Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Celebrity Crush

Hailey Van Lith

Friend 1: bro I wanna smash Hailey Van Lith
Friend 2: oh are you a big woman’s basketball fan
Friend 1: nah she’s just fine and my celebrity crush

by HaileyVanLith April 21, 2024

celebrity treatment

anal sex, Cumming in ass.

(man)Honey I want the celebrity treatment tonight. (woman) Huh? what is that? (man) celebrities always come/cum in back door

by N.O.'s Best May 5, 2024

Celebritystruck

Acting like a groupie or an obsessed fan.

When keisha lived in Hollywood she was very celebritystruck

by Mdaniels262 February 17, 2026

Celebrity Chug

Same concept as a celebrity shot but instead of calling on someone to make a shot in beer pong, you instead volunteer yourself to finish someone’s drink if they are taking too long.

Hey man, you’ve been sipping that Miller High Life for 10 minutes. You want me to celebrity chug that for you?

by Bromastedon June 22, 2025

celebrity crush

a romantic attraction or/and infatuation to an individual, particularly a celebrity or a well known person, that makes you connect in a way that describes the type of person one is looking for in their future relationships, or simply for their general amusement.

typically common for adolescences and teenagers who are going through puberty and experiencing strong emotions they never felt for the first time.

Person 1 - “who is the person on the phone?”
Person 2 - “it’s my celebrity crush! isn’t he cute?”
Person 1 - “i guess so… but my celebrity crush is harry styles.”

by asahiisateacher October 14, 2025

professional celebrity

the same as any outher celebraty... an average person! if you think of them any better shame on you! you are degrading youself by saying they are better!

i hate celebraties... they do nothing important...

yup thats being a professional celebrity

by UFelch March 31, 2007