The Cactus

The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.

Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"

Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!

by CaptainNMorgan July 28, 2010

The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day

The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.

by Stylix November 25, 2019

Cactus kiss

When two straight dudes rub their face hair stubble against one another. Only works with a small amount of stubble, not suitable for beards.

Hey man! Long time no see. Let's cactus kiss and let me get you a beer.

by CaptCamarillo November 22, 2010

Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying or will not stop annoying you (Coined by Darby Crash in L.A in the late 70's)

"Piss off, Cactus Head"

"Donnie's such a Cactus Head"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.

"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."

by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017

carcus

a living male or female,,that has become such a bed potatoe there bed sores get so worse they start to decompose,,1st stage of carcus like symptoms is leavin imprints in your of your bodily outlone,,2nd stage ur feet an fingers swell up so much you can no longer use a phone or laptop,,3rd stage you die an continue 2 decompose until the smell becomes unbearable just like a mix between dead fish,stilton an crusty fart!!

craig is such a carcus!!

by chews July 27, 2009

cactus

Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.

"I have some cactus. Let's trip"

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004