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Visiting Carlsbad Cavern

Having intercourse with a woman who has a large cavernous vagina.
Hey bro I just got done visiting Carlsbad Cavern this morning! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Drockatron2000 August 23, 2019
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Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown
Ethan is a plumber of cars.
by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023
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ugh, who cares

A valid, common response to anything that no one intelligent gives a shit about.
OMG, did you see her dye job?
Ugh, who cares!
by GlazeHer July 20, 2017
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Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.
Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!
by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009
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gentle caress

i long for the gentle caress of my girlfirend
by batman34 October 28, 2010
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shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse
"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."
by regretrhombus June 28, 2017
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shh no one cares

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.
Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares
by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020
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