Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

Camera Becky

Any girl who shows her hairy smelly vagina on camera

Oh wow that girl is a total camera Becky she’s a porn star

by Yellowsmellowbellow January 7, 2024

Camera

HAHAHAHA wait what's that camera. Am I being watched. Who are you? Show yourselfs

Yeah why's there a camera

by LinguisticHeaven May 1, 2023

Camera Man Cowboy

Fucking ticket stealing asshole

Person 1: The Camera Man Cowboy just stole my tickets again

Person 2: That fucking sucjs

by BigPeng26 October 11, 2021

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Got that on camera

A catchphrase used by Stephen Crole-Rees
When he gets someone doing a deviant act on camera

If you move that bin again I’ve got that on camera

by Stephen Crole-Rees June 13, 2025

Crack Cameras

When the average person (friend or relative) has way too many cameras around their house or appartment capturing every angle of their property. A paranoid person, hiding being caught doing stuff they shouldn't be doing.

Someone hit my car when it was parked in front of my neighbor's house with all of the Crack Cameras so I asked him if he wouldn't mind checking to see who hit me.

by ShuggaSlim April 7, 2023