Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.

"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"

by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 2, 2012

anus burglar

A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.

Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!

by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013

fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge

Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge

by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016

Bat burglar

Someone who steals kid's baseball bats. Usually after a game or practice.

I'm tired of Timmy's dad, Melvin. Dude is a total bat burglar.

by PDotsky May 12, 2016

bullet bugars

What happens when you blow your nose while in 100 degree heat and no humidity in the Southwest United States

I'm on vacation in Arizona and I'm still recovering from blowing my nose and the bullet bugars that followed.

by Mazgal June 16, 2017

Turd burglar

A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds

Oi Dolan
Ye

Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz

by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018

Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.

Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!

by 68nthensome January 24, 2019