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Bruce

Bruce is a hot, sexy ass motherfucker. He is the best guy around when he's not fucking around with other bitches. He will make the best boyfriend but be careful of the dumbass he is when he drinks at parties. He is the sweetest, kindest, most loving heart you will ever come across in your life. He is the best cuddler, the best kisser and has an exceptional talent with fingers. He is brilliant in every way with a type of humor you never get bored of. His smile will make you melt inside and his eyes will be something you crave to see even for just the smallest second every day. Bruce has a sexy body with an absolutelbeautiful personality that you can't find anywhere else. When you find a Bruce, make sure you hold onto him, Trust me :)
I love Bruce so much words can't describe
by Hellllloooooooooowoorrrllllddd November 20, 2016
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flaming Bruce Lee

verb - a sexual act that involves having intercourse with someone and immediately afterwards setting them on fire and karate-kicking them out of a window.
"Yeah, my girl's been a real BITCH lately. I might have to give her a flaming Bruce Lee later."

later

"HIIIIEEE-YA!!! FLAMING BRUCE LEE, BITCH!"
by Bradward Schu July 18, 2006
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bruce

A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls
Guy#1 Did you see that bruce
by tinos July 2, 2012
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Bruce

Bruce is a mass of contradictions. Or should that be a mess of contradictions? He will be loyal, honest, authentic, enthusiastic, adventurous, but insensitive.

He can be extremely emotional but hide it well. He feels emotions deeply, but you would never guess by listening to him.

When he’s made a decision he takes a long time to change his mind, but when he does change his mind he doesn’t object to admitting that his first decision might have been wrong.

He can be an enthusiastic lover, and a strong friend.

He has highs and lows in his life. Big highs, and big lows. But even at his lowest low, he accepts completely that the position he’s in was as a result of his own choices.

He is an eternal optimist, and while he always hopes for the best, doesn’t often plan for the worst.
Let’s have an adventure with Bruce. It will be fun, but most of all, it will be different.
by BFNZ May 17, 2019
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Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.
After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.
by Mike November 27, 2003
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Bruce's Mom

Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.
by Backdatassup December 14, 2008
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Taking a corporate photograph with Gotham City in the background. The usual pose is shoulders angled to the side, so you can tell the man is a power originator.
That's quite a nice Bruce Wayne Power Originator Pose you have in your linkedin profile picture. Also kudos to your barber, that's a fantastic "LLoyd Christmas".
by Urukai July 14, 2012
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