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Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by anonymous January 28, 2022
mugGet the Brass Handcuffsmug.

Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.
That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.
by NTwoO March 22, 2022
mugGet the Brass Farthingmug.

Brass Logger

A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.
Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.
by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 3, 2021
mugGet the Brass Loggermug.

Brass

Code word that rapper emubi used when he was in highskul.
Wasup D boy,u gat some brass?
by Vodoh May 19, 2009
mugGet the Brassmug.

brass rainbow

And then I hit him with a left brass rainbow, and down he went.
by drugbunny May 22, 2016
mugGet the brass rainbowmug.

brass ladle

The phrase used to describe a man's phallus when is has been fapped so frequently it shifts in color...to a brassy shade. A festish prevoked by the pleasure in the pain of a chafed shaft.
Brandon was advised by his doctor to discontinue his chase of the "brass ladle" dragon. It can lead to scarring and loss of sensitivity.
by Wheeskers December 26, 2013
mugGet the brass ladlemug.

Brass knuckled

He will NOT be getting brass knuckled tonight!
by babylove Macmomma August 29, 2011
mugGet the Brass knuckledmug.

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