Having a wank and pooping while taking a shower at the same time. Then pushing the semen and poop down the drain with your toes.
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I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.
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Get the Screen-life balance mug.A boland, or bolandiumii in plural, is a fungal infection that affects the tissue around the lavia for the woman. The infection does not affect males.
Its symptoms are as follows,
1) Cough, Headache
2) Sweaty pubic area
3) Foul Smell (like rotten eggs)
4) A blotchy rash (yellow to orange in complexion)
5) Pussuiles (spots of underlying puss)
Doctors admit that there is no cure, and CERN estimates that 1 in 150 people in the British Isles have this.Treatment is available, but due to the scraping off of the scabs, and the loss of parts of the lavia, many learn to live with "The Boland"
Its symptoms are as follows,
1) Cough, Headache
2) Sweaty pubic area
3) Foul Smell (like rotten eggs)
4) A blotchy rash (yellow to orange in complexion)
5) Pussuiles (spots of underlying puss)
Doctors admit that there is no cure, and CERN estimates that 1 in 150 people in the British Isles have this.Treatment is available, but due to the scraping off of the scabs, and the loss of parts of the lavia, many learn to live with "The Boland"
Mother - "Doctor, is it alright, spare me the mumbo-jumbo of it all, how IS my daughter?"
Docter - "There is no easy way for me to say this, but .... sigh.... you daughter..... has "The Boland" "
Mother - (vomits profusely) "NOOOOOO!!" (continues to vomit)
Docter - "There is no easy way for me to say this, but .... sigh.... you daughter..... has "The Boland" "
Mother - (vomits profusely) "NOOOOOO!!" (continues to vomit)
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