Lower Merion School Board 

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

Lower Merion School Board by blob-bob April 25, 2009

Ouija board

dangerous. It allows bad spirits to communicate with you and invited them into your home in order to do it. So if you want your home haunted with evil spirits or demons. go ahead! If you want to ever sell your house and/or be able to sleep at night. dont.

Phool: Yeah man I'v got this Ouija board! lets have a game!
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...

Ouija board by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005

Diving Board Effect 

When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time

I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect

Diving Board Effect by Jose Querrhole May 30, 2009

sandwich board

a message/ad carried by a person composed of two boards on both sides.

A crazy guy was going down the street in a sandwich board saying that the wold was going to end

sandwich board by The hardest button to button February 14, 2010

Minghawks On Board 

Two girls (myself and a friend) doing stupid stunts to create a film to share with friends.

Josh: Did you hear about the Minghawks On Board DVD?
Alex: Yeah! I can't wait to see it!
Josh: Same here!

Minghawks On Board by MinghawkGirl1 July 19, 2009

cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.

"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."

cheese on a board by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016

run the board 

to fully control a situation

forget that i cant run against Trump he run the board

run the board by cosmic Pope September 18, 2020