bruce lee

the only person who ever lived that was capable of kicking chuck norris's ass. he was killed by the triads for spreading knowledge of kung fu to the united states. (they had to poison him... if they sent their hitmen, none of them would make it out alive)

everything bruce lee ever did ever

by bopyloo August 29, 2012

zé buceta

a brazilian way to say cunt

this guy is a zé buceta/cunt don't talk with him
don't confuse with seu buceta

by Tricklash December 15, 2016

Bruce Lee

only one that can beat Chuck Norris

check out Way of the Dragon cuz im not lying. Bruce Lee DID defeat Chuck Norris

by monkin May 11, 2009

Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

by juicybrucey March 3, 2010

Bruce-Tage

A montage that consists of repetitive hardscoping and barrel-stuffs.

Guy: Did you see Nicole's new Montage?
Other Guy: Yeah, it was a Bruce-Tage.

by Edmibruce December 13, 2010

bruce

a liar; a fraud

Watch out, that bruce is gonna rip you off!

by floridamike September 29, 2012

bruce leeroy

basically going ape shit crazy bruce lee style, except in a black (notice its spelled "Leeroy" not Liroy)

Imma 'bout to go Bruce Leeroy on yo ass!

by truth {906} August 22, 2007