Blifton

Peeing in a bottle and and filling it all the way to the top

Bro I didn't wanna get outta bed last night so I pulled a blifton in this Gatorade bottle

by Stretchysnow December 4, 2016

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017

biptch

when you accidently pronounce bitch with a P in the middle

"Ugh! you're such a biptch!!

by Pynyeon June 2, 2018

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

by So Short March 13, 2019

Blisted

The state of being superbly high while still smoking

Bro I’m blisted and the blunt ain’t even gone yet😂

by R3@l1 April 28, 2019

blisting

a medical condition in which the male cums blood

i got diagnosed with blisting yesterday

by majxxlol May 1, 2019

blip

When you have been up for over 20 hours and you get a sudden boost of energy.

Yeah dude, I'm just running on caffeine and my blip.

by zakkuuriyan May 28, 2019