blaterz

Another word for blatantly. in other words obviously

bruv thats so fucking blaterz

by monki 13 April 22, 2007

jane blaster

a stain on your shirt that looks like jizz but really its not

guy 1 - "tim mullins has jane blaster on his face!"

guy 2 - "thats not jane blaster...."

by ghetto candy June 11, 2006

tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.

Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.

by Team Coco November 12, 2010

Gravy Blaster

Gravy Blaster is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, cable dropper.

Howard suffered the most horrific cast of the squirts that he had ever encountered after eating what turned out to be tainted fish. After three hours back and forth on the toilet, his Gravy Blaster was sore to the touch and he had to apply some Tucks Medicated Pads.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Boner batter

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

baby batter

sperm, semen,

She got pregnant because the condom couldn't hold back my blast of baby batter.

by Don Fuego November 13, 2003