bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students

him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)

by Krkič April 14, 2019

blarp

The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.

Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.

by JT April 16, 2005

blamph

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.

Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!

by pentozali July 6, 2010

blasphemy

The intent of doing an act that's considered to go with your beliefs with a third-party goes completely against your belief.

Person 1: I'm vegan, but I'm purchasing a vegan food product from a non-vegan food franchise
Person 2: Blasphemy!

by Can't find a handle November 13, 2021

bappy

To fill the cheeks with air, so the participator resembles a bap, and then you bring the lips in to represent the slice/cleft in a bap.

"Luke, no. No bappy. Stop"

by yugiohfan9000 February 15, 2010

blappy

combination of blood and nappy to describe a sanitary towel.

oi your blappy's hanging out.

by Margan June 12, 2011

blahphemy

claiming to do something better than chuck norris or vin diesel

- "With all my intense training, soon my kick will be stronger than Chuck Norris'es"
- "Blahphemy!"

by tormentor December 7, 2006