by karen** February 1, 2010

A blanket used to cover yourself with attention, usually 10 seconds of Facebook fame, also usually while driving someone else’s reputation into the ground on social media. All while gaining popularity and influence.
Yeah, she really covered her ass with a clout blanket to talk shit about Johnny! Had the whole community involved in his business on Facebook, and now she’s even famous for it! Impressive! Let’s leave Johnny a bad review and get our own clout blankets!
by Thisismydayjob December 17, 2019

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

An accessory item made especially popular by Lenny Kravitz, that is large enough to be a blanket but is worn as a scarf.
Person #1: "Look at that girl with that blanket scarf... I don't get it, is it a blanket or it is a scarf?"
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."
by Mel R P June 14, 2016

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

An activity that occurs after a heavy evening of alcohol consumption. Upon returning home, instead of going to sleep, energetic students burrito themselves in blankets and discuss the highlights of the night's sesh, usually over a hot cup of tea.
Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.
Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.
After returning from a night out, Ricki and co encountered the empty sofa and several blankets. They put two and two together, and commenced the blanket sesh.
by Tura the Snake February 16, 2018

Joe: “Hey, what happened last night with Linda?”
Estabon: “She gave me a pink blanket.”
Joe: “How does your nose feel?”
Estabon: “She gave me a pink blanket.”
Joe: “How does your nose feel?”
by FullBlownAids February 1, 2018
