Get the Bjored mug.The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.
by The Chairman February 20, 2006
Get the Blokedance mug./boo-kee/ (adjective) - Appalling in nature; not good in any manner or degree; of poor or inferior quality; unpleasant; jacked-up; whack.
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Get the bookey mug.The art of getting your friends to quickly look at something, making them twist or jerk their neck as fast as possible to look at what you pointed out. ie: hot girl, nice car, etc...
Andre: Hey Helder, check out the tits on that girl.
Helder: *quickly jerks nearly spraining his neck*
Andre: Ohhh my BROKE YOUR NECK!
Helder: *quickly jerks nearly spraining his neck*
Andre: Ohhh my BROKE YOUR NECK!
by Andre A April 23, 2006
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person 2:"fuck no i woudn't even if i wanted to, plus i'm fucking broke"
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(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity
(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity
Tom: I think I'm having an Attack of the Brokeback. Yo,
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.
by Christophe Graham July 17, 2006
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