freedom bite

A "patriotic" American term for an amuse-bouche, meant to show disdain for France.

Waiter: "Now for our appetizer special, we've got escargot and haricots verts. For our dinner special, we've got coq au vin and filet mignon. Finally, for our dessert special, we've got creme brulee. First, here's an amuse-bouche from our chef."
Joe: "Sounds great. We'll have all the specials. For our appetizers, we'll get the freedom snails and the freedom beans. For our main courses, we'll get the freedom steak and the freedom...um...cock. And for our dessert, we'll split a bowl of the freedom cream. That freedom bite sure looks delicious!"

by Nicholas D December 29, 2009

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Bite

1) To viciously clamp down on something with one's own teeth.

2) To be bad and/or boring.

1) I tried feeding the geese at the pond, but most of them just attempted to bite me.

2) This PowerPoint presentation bites; I hope it finishes soon.

by Diggity Monkeez April 12, 2005

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cat bite

anywhere you cut or pierced yourself. if accompanied by a glare at someone else, it means they did it to you. (not owning up to harm caused you by your friends is not spineless, it is loyal, and they would do the same for you. espec. if you were just messing around and someone got hurt)

"ohh this slash on my wrist? my cat scratched me."
"ohh this scar on my arm? (glare) my cat bit me." (my friend stabbed my in the arm with her pencil)

by lauren August 31, 2003

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bite me bollix

Ireland - a nice way of saying fuck off you cunt and stop annoying me
- go away and leave me alone
- i do not wish to debate with you any more now depart from my company

Arya will ya fuck off and bite me bollix ya cunt

by choirboy June 24, 2005

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